"You cow! You can't speak human!"
"You're a cow and you'll be punished if you say anything other than 'moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!'""I've been using it so much that it's left a gaping hole."
"Should I take it to the garbage? Or, Can I screw a baseball bat into it and it'll still use?"
"You should be thankful, because I'm still going to use it!"
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You can add a setting to the game that forces her to be a cow and allows her to speak only cow sounds.
For those who like to play destroying dignity.
