JOB RECRUITMENT: FOREST OFFICER
Job Payment:
$500 / Night Shift
Terms & Conditions: Only valid if employee survives the entire shift.
Job Description:
Surveillance: Monitor all forest cameras.
Defense: Prevent cannibals from breaching cabin gates.
Feeding Duty: Deliver “FOOD” into the well whenever you hear crying.
Other Duties:
Repair security systems during interference.
Monitor generator power and refill fuel as needed.
Use UV flashlight to repel cannibals — their skin burns under it.
Skills Required:
Basic computer knowledge
Prior experience with horror games
Ability to carry heavy packages (bodies)
Must not be afraid of the dark… too much
Cannibal Behavior Report:
Each cannibal follows a different path to approach you.
They can hide in the dark (use your flashlight).
They can lurk beneath cameras (listen for breathing).
They can sabotage cameras, the generator, and other systems.
And more…
Disclaimer:
This job contract is legally and spiritually binding.
Resignation before completing the 2-night shift is strictly prohibited.
If you fail to feed the cannibals, then you need to feed yourself.
