"Welcome tester, to the Divination Science Defense Training Initiative. Now, you already know why you're here and what you signed up for, so Management has advised me to skip any and all exposition..."
Divination Science would like to welcome you to the Divination Science Defense Training Initiative. Throughout this initiative you will develop many useful skills that you'll need when you're on the field as an official D.S.D.B.
These skills include but are not limited to:
1. Critical Thinking
2. Speed and Agility
8. Resourcefulness
4. Stealth
Our testing initiative has been highly praised all around the globe as the best way to train our planet against ẅ̷͕̠́ç̴͉̯͔͛͌͘z̵̗̳̕͠ ̶̧̢̮̽q̶̜͋̃̂́v̵̯͇̬̾̑͝m̸̯̬̋͛̇d̶̦̦̦͚̈́͛́͠q̶̦͓͕̤͂́̒b̵̝̖̽̓́i̸̩̫̿̿j̵̜̦́̽̉ţ̴̍̍m̵̢̌̅̊ͅ ̶̹́l̵̛̝̓m̷̛̮̟̝̺̈̑͝i̵̦͒̉̒b̸̧̖̖̯̓̎̕p̷̠̜̼̋̈́̆͝. We're so glad you've decided to be apart of this, and we can't wait to get started!
Throughout our tests, you'll have to:
Use items such as rocket launchers and grappling hooks. However please be advised that these item may not be available in certain sanctioned testing areas
Avoid Divination Science Training Bots. Our patented training bots will be present in certain testing areas, and must be avoided, for your own sake. We are not liable for any injury that may occur.
Interact with testing elements such as, Testing Cubes, Testing Keypads, Testing Buttons, and whatever else Management decided to slap the word "testing" in front of.
Before you begin, please note that due to ongoing external issues, our testing chambers may not be in the most pristine state during your sanctioned test time. We apologize for the inconvenience.
Please also note that Divination Science is not responsible for any harm or injury that may occur to test takers as a result of the Divination Science Defense Training Initiative... but of course, you knew that when you signed the contract...
Oh, and one last thing: Don't forget that e̵̻͋̏m̸͙͌̊ ̸͓̽e̶̹̽q̵̮̐ẗ̴̛̲ț̸̍̕ ̸̠̫̌k̷̲̔ç̴̀ź̶̧̧̒m̶̫̕ ̷̝̒́͜b̴̧̈́̈p̶̥͎̂̈́m̶̟̕ ̸̫̽͜e̵̩̐͝ẘ̷̰z̵͕̀̊ṫ̵̝̯l̶̤͗͗ ̴͖͆w̴͚̣̔n̸͙̞͑̈́ ̷͊͜b̷̮̰̉̀p̷̠͗m̸̝͇̾ ̵̲̙̓̌l̴̘̥͑q̴̜̤̑a̵͙̕m̴͈̍ĭ̵̺̇a̵̼̘͂m̵̳̥̄ ̷̱͛b̶͚̃p̷͇̭̒̄i̶͎̪͑b̴̹̳̽̍ ̵̮͛q̶̲̈́ă̷̖̏ ̵̢̒p̴̱̘̽͗c̷̻̎ű̸̥͎i̶͚̅͘v̵͓̔̚q̶̗̳̚͝b̸̖̺̄̆g̴̳̦̒
