Features include:
- Many unlockable characters and cars!
- 3 unique maps!
- Full controller support!
- Cartoony, hand-drawn art!
- Original music performed on pirate accordion!
Grind against walls to speed up!
Defend yourself from...
- The manager: who hates you and also everything.
- Uptight customers with no patience for ""laziness""...
- Blind drivers who couldn't care less what/who they drive into.
- Internet pranksters who want to steal your pizzas for viral videos.
- Meteors(?)
- Aliens(????)
Avoid the natural hazards of the job!
